| Total: | Percentage | Total Hares | Hare/Hash % | |
| Twatsicle | 135 | 77% | 12 | 8.89% |
| Gym Nasty | 132 | 75% | 12 | 9.09% |
| Stinkfinger | 127 | 72% | 5 | 3.94% |
| Pabst Smear | 118 | 67% | 7 | 5.93% |
| Toolbox | 116 | 66% | 6 | 5.17% |
| Wild Man | 111 | 63% | 12 | 10.81% |
| Big Shitter | 108 | 61% | 15 | 13.89% |
| Mystery Meat | 99 | 56% | 11 | 11.11% |
| Flaming Fart | 80 | 45% | 1 | 1.25% |
| String Cheese | 75 | 43% | 3 | 4.00% |
| Coitus | 73 | 41% | 7 | 9.59% |
| Dr. Snotty Balls | 71 | 40% | 5 | 7.04% |
| Slut Machine | 70 | 40% | 12 | 17.14% |
| O | 65 | 37% | 1 | 1.54% |
| Got Man Milk? | 63 | 36% | 6 | 9.52% |
| Tinkerbell | 62 | 35% | 5 | 8.06% |
| Hydrolicks | 60 | 34% | 3 | 5.00% |
| Wet Spots | 59 | 34% | 2 | 3.39% |
| Chum Guzzler | 55 | 31% | 1 | 1.82% |
| Hot Buns | 52 | 30% | 4 | 7.69% |
| Head First | 44 | 25% | 2 | 4.55% |
| Magic Merkin Ride | 44 | 25% | 2 | 4.55% |
| Granny Panties | 32 | 18% | 2 | 6.25% |
| Alley Cat | 31 | 18% | 3 | 9.68% |
| Frigid Hole | 31 | 18% | 2 | 6.45% |
| Good Will Cunting | 31 | 18% | 2 | 6.45% |
| Katoy Toy | 31 | 18% | 6 | 19.35% |
| Screams her own name | 31 | 18% | 1 | 3.23% |
| Hare Krotchna | 30 | 17% | 4 | 13.33% |
| Rear Entry | 30 | 17% | 2 | 6.67% |
| Cums Liberally | 29 | 16% | 2 | 6.90% |
| Skinny Bitch | 29 | 16% | 3 | 10.34% |
| Mary Lou Rectum | 28 | 16% | 3 | 10.71% |
| Penis Williams | 28 | 16% | 5 | 17.86% |
| Mud Butt | 26 | 15% | 2 | 7.69% |
| Reddinip | 26 | 15% | 2 | 7.69% |
| Cop Killer | 24 | 14% | 2 | 8.33% |
| I like Balls | 24 | 14% | 1 | 4.17% |
| Snyphillis | 23 | 13% | 3 | 13.04% |
| Horses Ass | 22 | 13% | 1 | 4.55% |
| Shamumuu | 22 | 13% | 2 | 9.09% |
| Crack-up | 20 | 11% | 3 | 15.00% |
| Mr. Cream Jeans | 19 | 11% | 0.00% | |
| Rector Rooter | 19 | 11% | 0.00% | |
| Cankle Sore | 18 | 10% | 3 | 16.67% |
| Winky the Angry Starfish | 18 | 10% | 0.00% | |
| Ass 2 Mouth | 17 | 10% | 2 | 11.76% |
| Nice Snatch | 17 | 10% | 1 | 5.88% |
| Shitty Kitty | 17 | 10% | 0.00% | |
| Scouts on Her | 16 | 9% | 0.00% | |
| AWOL | 15 | 9% | 1 | 6.67% |
| Trunk Monkee | 15 | 9% | 0.00% | |
| Worm Hole | 14 | 8% | 1 | 7.14% |
| Goo Swallow | 13 | 7% | 0.00% | |
| Lion Queen | 13 | 7% | 1 | 7.69% |
| Pole Dancer | 13 | 7% | 2 | 15.38% |
| Anycockldoo | 12 | 7% | 1 | 8.33% |
| Cum magnet | 12 | 7% | 2 | 16.67% |
| Dancing Queen | 12 | 7% | 0.00% | |
| Farticus | 12 | 7% | 1 | 8.33% |
| Unmemorable Fuck | 12 | 7% | 0.00% | |
| Amazon.cum | 11 | 6% | 1 | 9.09% |
| Burnt Lips | 11 | 6% | 1 | 9.09% |
| Cums in Taxis | 11 | 6% | 0.00% | |
| Knickerdicker | 11 | 6% | 0.00% | |
| Lois Lane | 11 | 6% | 2 | 18.18% |
| Pink Pylon | 11 | 6% | 3 | 27.27% |
| Doris Fucking Clitoris | 10 | 6% | 0.00% | |
| Mary Kay Laturn-ho | 10 | 6% | 0.00% | |
| Naughty Girl | 10 | 6% | 1 | 10.00% |
| Poop Deck | 10 | 6% | 2 | 20.00% |
| Reservoir Tip | 10 | 6% | 1 | 10.00% |
| Scooby Snatch | 10 | 6% | 1 | 10.00% |
| Silent but Deadly | 10 | 6% | 1 | 10.00% |
| Got Milf | 9 | 5% | 0.00% | |
| Incest | 9 | 5% | 0.00% | |
| Nippstick | 9 | 5% | 0.00% | |
| Red Wings | 9 | 5% | 0.00% | |
| Slips in Sideways | 9 | 5% | 2 | 22.22% |
| Yellow Dick Road | 9 | 5% | 1 | 11.11% |
| Deboner | 8 | 5% | 0.00% | |
| Moose Knuckle | 8 | 5% | 1 | 12.50% |
| Slippery Log | 8 | 5% | 0.00% | |
| Athlete's twat | 7 | 4% | 0.00% | |
| Barely Legal | 7 | 4% | 0.00% | |
| Bimbo not so bright | 7 | 4% | 0.00% | |
| Haolewood | 7 | 4% | 0.00% | |
| Hash Bum | 7 | 4% | 0.00% | |
| Jingle Balls | 7 | 4% | 0.00% | |
| Just Whitney | 7 | 4% | 0.00% | |
| Muddy balls | 7 | 4% | 1 | 14.29% |
| PJ3 | 7 | 4% | 0.00% | |
| Blow Job Lips | 6 | 3% | 0.00% | |
| Cums Prepared | 6 | 3% | 0.00% | |
| Flashdance | 6 | 3% | 0.00% | |
| Jelly Honut | 6 | 3% | 0.00% | |
| Just Ephraim | 6 | 3% | 0.00% | |
| Kumikaze | 6 | 3% | 1 | 16.67% |
| Radies Man | 6 | 3% | 0.00% | |
| Red Light Special | 6 | 3% | 1 | 16.67% |
| Vagina a la cart | 6 | 3% | 0.00% | |
| Always in Deep | 5 | 3% | 0.00% | |
| Barnacle Box | 5 | 3% | 2 | 40.00% |
| Cums Quick | 5 | 3% | 0.00% | |
| Free Shitter | 5 | 3% | 0.00% | |
| Just Ginger | 5 | 3% | 0.00% | |
| Lick my squirrel | 5 | 3% | 0.00% | |
| Loose caboose | 5 | 3% | 0.00% | |
| Pine Nuts | 5 | 3% | 0.00% | |
| Rectal Ranger | 5 | 3% | 0.00% | |
| Shoots but does not score | 5 | 3% | 1 | 20.00% |
| Ass parade | 4 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| Banana Condom | 4 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| Buster Hymen | 4 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| Chester Clusterfuck | 4 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| Ditch Bitch | 4 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| Fluffer | 4 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| Fucking republican | 4 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| GILF | 4 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| Just Jeff | 4 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| Jose Cornhole | 4 | 2% | 1 | 25.00% |
| RDD | 4 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| Scratchy Hole | 4 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| Shit Stockings | 4 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| Skidmark | 4 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| Split Beaver | 4 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| Tree Shitter | 4 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| Urethra Franklin | 4 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| Audrey Rugburn | 3 | 2% | 1 | 33.33% |
| Banana Rammer | 3 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| Chlymadia | 3 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| Deck Dick | 3 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| Dopplebanger | 3 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| Eat me too | 3 | 2% | 1 | 33.33% |
| Elbow pooperoni | 3 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| Facial | 3 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| Fart | 3 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| Fucks Ewes | 3 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| Fuzzy fish taco | 3 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| Honey Bucket | 3 | 2% | 1 | 33.33% |
| Itty Bitty Gang Bang | 3 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| Male Man | 3 | 2% | 1 | 33.33% |
| Never in bed | 3 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| Phil McKrackin | 3 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| Space Hog | 3 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| Sucks Down the River Water | 3 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| Sweet and Sour Puzzy | 3 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| Village Idiot | 3 | 2% | 0.00% | |
| Bats from both sides | 2 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Bee fuck | 2 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Cocksicle | 2 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Crusty | 2 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Deep Throat | 2 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Dickwaxer | 2 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Don Boneca | 2 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| EP. Hands | 2 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Foghorn Gayporn | 2 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Furry thing | 2 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Gang Bang | 2 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Glad-he-ate-her | 2 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Graven image | 2 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| I-blow | 2 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Just Jennifer | 2 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Meat Packer | 2 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Performance Fart | 2 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Rainer Queer | 2 | 1% | 1 | 50.00% |
| Rosie Palms | 2 | 1% | 1 | 50.00% |
| Show and Tell | 2 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Sloppy Beaver | 2 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Undergrounder Pounder | 2 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Worm Slurper | 2 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Baited Breasts | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Barely Man Below | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Barney | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Betty Crocker | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Bipoler | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Camotoe | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Carib Addict | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Carolina Moon | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Cheese Dick | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Cinderella | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Cunt Runner | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| D. Fed Sex | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Dipped Dick | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Doggie Style | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Empty Sac | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Fertilize Her | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Fig Jam | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Glory Hole | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Hot Buttered Cum Dumpster | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Iceboxx | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Jiffy Lube | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| McPisser | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Mile high pie | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Minneclitoris | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Mother chalker | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| No fucking Hardware | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Oeddipussy | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| OJ | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Potty Mouth | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Princess Poofter | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Psycho Babble | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Pull it Out | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Pussy on a Rope | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Robodick | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Rusty's t-bone | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Safety Wacket | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Screws his pooch | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Sherpa | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Snatch & Sniff | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Sparkey | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Stickey Wicket | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Strike a hose | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Suzie Chapped Lips | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Swamp Bitch | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Touch My Stuff | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Vaginarian | 1 | 1% | 0.00% | |
| Just Brian | 0 | 0% | ||